Me: My back is sore...
Him: -back rubs- that or a heating pad?
Me: I'm sorry but only I'm awesome enough to give virtual back rubs, and actually make someone feel better.
Him: Darn...well, do I at least get points for trying?
Me: Woohoo! I just swallowed a piece of food without drinking any water!
Him: Awesome!
Me: And yes, you get points for trying.
--- I have very bad acid reflux, and the three cans of V8 juice I had tonight made my throat swell up, to the point where I was unable to eat.
Despite my various health issues...I am awesome.
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