They say the bathroom is the place in the home where most accidents occur. I have to disagree. I believe that the kitchen is the place in the home where most accidents occur.
Today I dropped a knife on my foot, and thankfully it didn't stick in. It just gave me a nice little slice, then bounced harmlessly to the floor. Again, thankfully the dog and cats were not in the kitchen, because they like shiny sparkly pointy things. Especially the cats. They rub their faces on everything. I've also burnt myself many a time. Kitchen = accidents.
My gramma picked me up today, as we're going on a mini road trip tomorrow to visit my severely disabled uncle.
My gramma's dog body slammed me, and stomped down on my cut foot. It is now purple and black, after only an hour or two. It hurts badly. A hundred and fifty pounds of purebred Italian Mastiff, does not a good foot make.
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